Monday, July 30, 2012

This Fruit is Bad for You



I GUESS I WILL EVENTUALLY ALIENATE EVERYONE.  
I’LL BE EATING TWO EGGS EVERYMORNING. FRUIT
IS BAD FOR YOU. THIS ROTTING
FRUIT IS BAD FOR YOU. DON’T TAKE ME TO YOUR CONTAINER. I KNOW
HOW TO GET THERE. I KNOW THE POLICE
THEY GET YOUR BIKE BACK. SOMETIMES
WRITE REPORTS ABOUT KOI FISH. I BET IT’S HARD
TO BE POLICE. I STILL DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
IF YOU TRY TO GIVE ME A TICKET BECAUSE I COASTED
OFF THE ROAD AND TO THE RACK, WE WILL RIDE
TOGETHER FOR 8 HOURS AND WE WILL WONDER
WHAT THE OTHER’S REALLY THINKING. FRUIT IS BAD
FOR YOU. THIS ROTTING HONEYDEW IS SEETHROUGH.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Not necessarily.
Bananas R awwwsome 4 riding my mtn bike;
Broccoli's awwwsome 4 gettn
my complexion N skin looking fabulous;
Beets have awwwsome antioxidant POW!er.
That aint what yoo meant, is it, dear?

trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.
i -EXPECT- yoo to be Upstairs,
ya hear me, private????????