Talents

spending an inordinate amount of time googling cures to my faults. Or sources. Taking stabs at any number of life's many mysteries.
"social anxiety disorder"
"what's the difference between social anxiety and shyness"
"does raw onion make you thirsty"
on the last, directed to a forum, where someone said their grandad had taught them that a woman's pussy tastes like onion and also how to kill a man in one motion. (or something, some such similarity)
Today I spoke with the Mayor of Humboldt.