Y b4 E

have a sense of humor maybe or parties.
Whichever one got me to the breaded fried seitan
and waffles, I'm glad.
Whichever fauxsplosion and friends another
year older.
Another No No
No wiser. Still hardly am able
to answer a phone. Or perform the doing of things pronounced.

You're breading is wetting and sticking
in the maple syrup.
Your waffle is vegan
with an essence of almond vanilla. You're lifting your knees
to a ceiling, and still