ways to make pretend

Rachael is listening

to New Moon audio book via YouTube. part 96. That Bella Swan sure is one ugly idiot. At least that's what she keeps telling me.
And she can't catch on to ANYthing -!
Leach-lover-vampire-wannabe! What a damn scuz. Just look at this perty ol scuzzz----

"when i told you i didn't want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy..." "...his face paler than it's usual pale..."

"If i was going to rip myself up further, i might as well get as much in trade as possible. So i kissed him back, my heart pounding out a jagged, disjointed rhythm while my breathing turned to panting and my fingers moved greedily to his face. I could feel his marble body against every line of mine and I was so glad he hadn't listened to me...'by the way, he said in a casual tone, 'I'm not leaving you'"

wowwwww just
wowwwww. blackest blasphemy. yes. this is all very optimal.

E is the best

in the universe at,
you know,
alla everythin'.

Y b4 E

have a sense of humor maybe or parties.
Whichever one got me to the breaded fried seitan
and waffles, I'm glad.
Whichever fauxsplosion and friends another
year older.
Another No No
No wiser. Still hardly am able
to answer a phone. Or perform the doing of things pronounced.

You're breading is wetting and sticking
in the maple syrup.
Your waffle is vegan
with an essence of almond vanilla. You're lifting your knees
to a ceiling, and still