Monday, January 18, 2010

just because

the cute bank teller laughs and says "awww, you're so funny!"
does NOT mean she's flirting with you.

or...wants to "do" you...graaaaaaah.

no matter how many dum dums end up in your little black bank tube.




graaaaaaah means a slap.

6 comments:

mandibles said...

when this kind of thing happens to me, i find myself talking in my lowest natural register and smiling with the corners of my mouth under control and slightly downturned.

sars said...

I let my head sit further back on my spine and broaden my gait and wink and pinch buttockses.

justin ryan fyfe said...

sounds pretty flirtalicious to me!

rachelise said...

oops i was responding
this is a response to some other blog
i read about this guy going to the bank and then saying if a girl says/does these things it means she wants to do you.
and it was about how flirting happens by awkwardness/accident which, yeah. but.
not everyone who says you're funny wants to suck on your nipples, okay? okay amanda??????

mandibles said...

no, no. not okay. everyone wants to suck on my nipples all the time.

maybe that's really just too graphic, but you started.

mandibles said...

+ i don't believe you about the buttockses, sarah. winking, yes. broad gait and even arm swing.