Sunday, January 10, 2010

Experiment

Experiment.


A. You'll rot your teeth out

B. You'll shoot your teeth out

C. Your teeth will shoot out through your eyes, like stars, when the zombie apocalypse happens.

D. It's okay to scream without eyelids.

Q: Who said scream?
A: Scream was released in 1996 by a misanthropic company now known as The-Jews-Couldn't-Stop-It. There weren't any zombies in that country.


E. Jude Law was going to produce a sequel once everyone was dead but the zombies. He did all his own stunts including the one where he couldn't come unless the girl came but had no idea how to manufacture.

F. Couldn't tell at all.

G. If it happened it wouldn't have mattered because Jude Law's cock was already being sandblasted clean of Jewess-Zombie guts.

H. He liked to think of it as shaped like any dry socket or any tree stump's tiny hole.

I. He liked pretending he could dissolve to fit into any place without so much as an episode.

2 comments:

mandibles said...

how was this written?

rachelise said...

with words becoming other words and zombies being an obsession.

with having watched "a christmas story" at least once and seeing bits every christmas.

with worrying about dental hygiene.