Wednesday, February 25, 2009

HUSBAND WANTS TO PUSH WIFE OFF CLIFF


My wife gets to the peak during intercourse and will not go over the edge. She'll beg me to keep going, don't stop, keep going-but even during those times when I can, in fact, keep it going-she never orgasms from intercourse alone. But I swear, she is on the edge of that orgasm. How do I get her over that edge? -Peter

Susie: Of course she doesn't come "from intercourse alone." No woman does. I'd love to strike that phrase from the English language.

Aretha: Put your hand down there! Or one of those vibrators that slip on your finger like a ring!

Susie: It's as if she licked your balls and the bottom of your shaft for hours…you'd be screaming for relief, too. You probably need some serious attention to the head of your cock, just like virtually every other man in the universe. You know, the answer is a lot closer than you think. How does your wife masturbate? How does she make herself come? Does she use something dildo-like inside her? How does she get over the top? She knows. Ask her sometime when you're nowhere near the sexual tension bubble.

1 comment:

PHC said...

i've never worked my back muscles so hard than when i did my first 'real' fingerbang i wanna get greasy like a chicken all over again

what's the name for that particular kind of belt that chickens stand on until eventually they get shoved into a bunch of fast moving blades? oh that's right the answer is conveyor

the way the feathers just poof into the air like a joke cloud and the blood becomes a pink mist the air tastes surprisingly unsalty

sometimes i notice a beak pecking at seeds and i notice the motion and before i know it i'm the one fantasizing and i'm the one on the conveyor belt and i'm standing asking a question