Thursday, February 26, 2009

OOoooooh

I want this sooo much
Just
this whole inventory





Your parents were coming, so "will you
go to your room"

but my door wouldn't stay shut and I kept making noises
despite removing my shoes etc. Then

"can you, uhm, come make them breakfast" Confrontation!
"Iiii didn't want you locked up in here, I don't know, they just
said so"

and I made it: An egg beater omelet in little flat rounds
and a pizza slice
-shaped hunk

of brownie with butter, nuked a bit, oozing. Your dad liked it.
Your mom was blond, long haired, and smoking. You said your family
didn't want to deal with me but I talked for awhile
then left

It was my house, my parents's
friend

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

HUSBAND WANTS TO PUSH WIFE OFF CLIFF


My wife gets to the peak during intercourse and will not go over the edge. She'll beg me to keep going, don't stop, keep going-but even during those times when I can, in fact, keep it going-she never orgasms from intercourse alone. But I swear, she is on the edge of that orgasm. How do I get her over that edge? -Peter

Susie: Of course she doesn't come "from intercourse alone." No woman does. I'd love to strike that phrase from the English language.

Aretha: Put your hand down there! Or one of those vibrators that slip on your finger like a ring!

Susie: It's as if she licked your balls and the bottom of your shaft for hours…you'd be screaming for relief, too. You probably need some serious attention to the head of your cock, just like virtually every other man in the universe. You know, the answer is a lot closer than you think. How does your wife masturbate? How does she make herself come? Does she use something dildo-like inside her? How does she get over the top? She knows. Ask her sometime when you're nowhere near the sexual tension bubble.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

That last one was

"meant as a compliment" and
"self-correction." I keep wanting to write

clock, and

milk.

Attach words to these words to make
phrases to make you forget. Have you
forgotten yet? I could make you a phrase

your self. I could milk or even clock
you.


This is all beside the point:

I left my Jesus pin in your laundry room
I think.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Dumb bitches

that my boyfriend wanted to do. Or wants?
There are multiple?

We are
so lucky

Sunday, February 22, 2009

this isn't mine, but

mine is fashioned perfectly. everyone should purchase!


pink squirrels are indeed pink, though lacking a listed pink-giver ingredient.
\
this we learned tonight.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Okay.

What would you expect a person to do or think after torturing hir for years?

Friday, February 13, 2009

What

the hell is up with all these plane crashes??

Thursday, February 12, 2009

This article.

I wholeheartedly agree that we need more openness about abortion. There's so much focus on the wrong things. The "tip of the iceberg" things. Distractions: "hey look over here! don't look at those facts! what if Obama had been aborted! (with no consideration of what-if-Dick-Cheney-had-been-aborted etc. etc.)" There's a "stop-halfway!" notion to all the thinking.

For instance, could we look at why abortions happen? And I don't mean "by having sex!" That's like saying eating causes obesity.

>>Well, yes. And, no!


Also, and this really gets to me, the notion that women should be screened or ask themselves about their mental health and emotional preparedness for an abortion. Okay, fine. Good. But what about the alternative of raising a child? I'd think mental health would be better to consider there, if it's to be brought into the picture at all.

I think this article's good to bring abortion up, but the main issue is that abortion is a just another decision in lives composed of decisions and this often gets lost in the gendered nature of the issue as well as the hyper-politicization.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

A few weeks ago

I started looking at calories more closely, and realized things don't really have that many calories.
Now I'm thinking
wow
things kind of have a lot of calories.

Walnuts. Tortillas.
Specifically, this salad.



****Iwishyouwereheretoeattherestofmysalad. D:

OH FUCK OH FUCK Oh Fuck

There. That's done.


Oh, also: "America doesn't trust you anymore"
and neither do I (sticks tongue out) eeeuh!


My god get RID of this

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Woke up

with no shirt on, clutching a breast.

This is interesting.

Monday, February 9, 2009

"My Teeth Are Falling"


Dreams that your teeth are falling out are the most common dreams we here at Dream Moods receive. Common dream scenarios include having your teeth crumble in your hands, fall out one by one with just a light tap, grow crooked or rot. Such dreams are not only horrifying and shocking, but often leaves the dreamer with a lasting image of the dream. So what does it mean?

One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you.

Another rationalization for these falling teeth dreams may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some specific situation.

These dreams are an over-exaggeration of your worries and anxiety.

Teeth are used to bite, tear, chew and gnaw. In this regard, teeth represent power. And the loss of teeth in your dream may be from a sense of powerlessness.

Are you lacking power in some current situation? Perhaps you are having difficulties expressing yourself or getting your point across. You feel frustrated when your voice is not being heard.

You may be experiencing feelings of inferiority and a lack of self-confidence in some situation or relationship in your life. This dream is an indication that you need to be more assertive and believe in the value of your own opinion.


Another Meaning for the Teeth falling out dream

There are two distinct periods in an individuals life when their teeth fall out naturally. The first of these stages occurs in early childhood when the milk teeth are replaced by the adult teeth. The second of these stages happens towards the end of the individuals life. If you dream of teeth falling out, the circumstances and the occupancies can greatly help determine the correct interpretation.

The teeth falling out dream could imply the taking on of more responsibility at this stage of your life (ie. loosing your baby or milk teeth and growing up). It could also indicate a fear of waning or loosing powers or status because of age or the aging process.


Sunday, February 8, 2009

Oh and

I'm sewing.

Always looking

to the internet for answers
am I



I heard you throwing up last night
and covered my head with the blanket


we did things with bird nest, some campus, dungeon
auditorium;









what-is-this-taste-in-my-mouth

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

You don't understand what you haven't done

or Maybe.


I just want to get on a train and go
end up where I was thirty minutes
ago. There could be a life
or a lesson in this. In dreams.



a continually Mutating reality.
There was some happiness, there.
I know. I know. I know it's nothing.
I should talk about. Nothing
I should talk about. There's only
so much you can play can speak
without the fracturing, snipping.



Blemished. Blintzes. Taxes. Milk SUIT. Zoot zooot
I needed. I needed.