me: Lincoln Espresso; this is Rachael.
caller: mumble mumble (in a voice resembling that of my boss)
me: What?
caller: You have the prettiest pussy, Rachael.
me: Oh yeah?
caller: Yeah, I wanna rub your pussy.
me: Oh, well I want to cut your cock off. :) *Click.*
*ring ring!*
I don't answer.
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that would be ultimately creepy if it was audie
not that it isnt creepy in any other way.
but, they knew your name???? uhoh
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