This Fruit is Bad for You

I GUESS I WILL EVENTUALLY ALIENATE EVERYONE.  
I’LL BE EATING TWO EGGS EVERYMORNING. FRUIT
IS BAD FOR YOU. THIS ROTTING
FRUIT IS BAD FOR YOU. DON’T TAKE ME TO YOUR CONTAINER. I KNOW
HOW TO GET THERE. I KNOW THE POLICE
THEY GET YOUR BIKE BACK. SOMETIMES
WRITE REPORTS ABOUT KOI FISH. I BET IT’S HARD
TO BE POLICE. I STILL DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
IF YOU TRY TO GIVE ME A TICKET BECAUSE I COASTED
OFF THE ROAD AND TO THE RACK, WE WILL RIDE
TOGETHER FOR 8 HOURS AND WE WILL WONDER
WHAT THE OTHER’S REALLY THINKING. FRUIT IS BAD
FOR YOU. THIS ROTTING HONEYDEW IS SEETHROUGH.