The reason I think he is so unattractive
is his eyes, I think. They’re sort of
droopy. The face a house makes
classically consists of eyes
and mouth all square sort of
jack-o-lantern-like. His tooth
I think you mean. He’s sort of
ugly because of
his teeth. The second thing
I noticed besides the chin strap
besides being real -
that chunk of mud looking
like some god awful pre-historic
monster. An armadillo
or a large hyena, but humpbacked
for sure.